Mark of Honor

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Mark of Honor
Fingerprints became unremovable

Rental Staff: I'll get straight to the point. Your van is here, but we can't give it to you just yet. Someone stole the fuel intended for your use. We're awaiting the police to take fingerprints.

Us: Okay... alright then. What a twist.

Rental Staff: It's just how things going around here.

How can anybody not love LA?